-Does Darth Vader's cape get caught in the sliding doors?
-Will life ever be a musical?
-Why does Penis and Wenis rhyme?
-What rhymes with month, silver, or purple?
-Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
-Do stairs go up or down?
-If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
-Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
-Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
-If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
-Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
-Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
-Can you slam a revolving door?
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